Well, At Least It's Almost Over

I heard a commercial this morning, urging us to watch the spellbinding, exciting, two-hour finale to "The Bachelor".

After my first reaction, "Two hours??!!??", two more thoughts came to mind:

(1) Well, at least it's going to be over.

(2) Doing practically anything else that wasn't actually sinful would be a better use of time than wasting two hours watching that dreck.