...carrying a blood-stained chainsaw, as well as a homemade sword, a hatchet, and brass knuckles?
You would if you were a U.S. Customs guard at the US - Canadian border.
Never mind the hatchet, brass knuckles, sword and bloodstained chainsaw. Never mind the face whose look could go next to the dictionary entry for "maniacal". Let's let him into the country!
We don't need to tighten security on our borders. Nosirree! Everything's just hunky-dory!
The man pictured above is now being held on murder charges and is awaiting extradition for the stabbing and decapitation of a Canadian man and his wife.
I for one am so surprised.